Juniorism #2 (Cowboys vs Patriots Destruction)

Date: Football season 2007 (Cowboys vs Patriots)

Now your starting to finally understand Possum boy, aka Lenny, aka, Junior. Not your average 19 year old. This Juniorism happened at the Me & Ed's victory grille in Fresno Ca. It was a group of friends about (7-9) to be exact including Junior. This game determine weather the BOYZ would go to the superbowl or not. To us Cowboys fanz this was one of the most important games in football history.

Scene setter: Pizza pub joint, about 150+ Cowboys fans drinking the evening away with friends. Everyone was sitting at the edge of their seat the entire night because this was a very close game. Our group we were wite were die hard cowboy fans (not retarded fans like Raider fans or 49er fans but good ol' fashion football fans). Junior has never played any sports and until this football season actually started watching football.

The cowboys were down by 6 points. Sudden death. Less than 1 minute on the clock. Cowboys had the ball and were about 30 yards away from making a touch down and winning the game. We had just intercepted the ball for the 2nd time. The ball was snapped, and off goes the Reciever to the end zone. The clock hit zero, if he made this catch we would win!!! At the last minute the Patriots defense intercepted the catch in the end zone! The game was over.

But not for Junior. He screamed at the top of his lungs cheering and yelling. Please understand that the entire bar was cowboys fans. Junior failed to understand that we lost the game, he actually thought we won. The entire place gave him the dirtiest look ever and especially the people at our table. Needles to say that he felt, in his words "like the biggest loser on the planet. I wouldnt care if someone came up to me and punched me in the face. I deserved it" Junior is now banned from returning to any cowboy game with our group.

Lesson Learned: Pay attention to details dont be to quick to react.

Junior comment while writing blog: "Quit giving me bad flashbacks"

Juniorism #1 (Emoness)

Date: Juniors mid-sophmore year.

During Juniors transition from being a scared, wimpy, shy, timid, kid to being an outgoing responsible adult he was asked this questions by a friend of ours. Please understand that this was around a group of guys (if your a guy you will definatly understand this).

Junior was asked: So Junior did you do it with your girlfriend yet? Doing meaning, have they danced the horizontal mambo, done the grown up, buried the gopher, etc. (you get the picture I hope)

This answer to this very simple question branded Junior as a wuss to everyone that we knew.

A normal answer would be: Hell yeah I plowed her like there as no tommorow, or Shit yeah bitch like if she had gold in her and I was a miner etc.

Junior answered: I dont talk about my private sex life with people.

LOL, please understand that this is a group of guys. Not just any guys but a group of shit talkers out to make Junior a man. Following this event, Junior had a hell of a time after trying to redeem himself. Needless to say everyone around him had a field day with his answer.

Lesson learned: Adapt to your surrondings and dont be so uptight. Also learned that guys have no mercy when it comes to talking smack!

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