Sunday, July 20, 2008

Juniorism #1 (Emoness)

Date: Juniors mid-sophmore year.

During Juniors transition from being a scared, wimpy, shy, timid, kid to being an outgoing responsible adult he was asked this questions by a friend of ours. Please understand that this was around a group of guys (if your a guy you will definatly understand this).

Junior was asked: So Junior did you do it with your girlfriend yet? Doing meaning, have they danced the horizontal mambo, done the grown up, buried the gopher, etc. (you get the picture I hope)

This answer to this very simple question branded Junior as a wuss to everyone that we knew.

A normal answer would be: Hell yeah I plowed her like there as no tommorow, or Shit yeah bitch like if she had gold in her and I was a miner etc.

Junior answered: I dont talk about my private sex life with people.

LOL, please understand that this is a group of guys. Not just any guys but a group of shit talkers out to make Junior a man. Following this event, Junior had a hell of a time after trying to redeem himself. Needless to say everyone around him had a field day with his answer.

Lesson learned: Adapt to your surrondings and dont be so uptight. Also learned that guys have no mercy when it comes to talking smack!

Learn about EMO's!

2 comments:

Shirl said...

Oh my goodness! Why do you men make such a big deal about SEX!? It is just Sex!!! haha! Well, kinda!

w@rio said...

Haha, umm thats actually a good question. I think its because some guys get weird talking about it, and as a guy you have to rail them once you see that!