Juniorism #4 (Interview with Possumboy)

We were sitting in a hospital a couple of days ago. I was getting bored of waiting for my friend to be released so I decided to interview Junior. Here is the interview:

Time: 2:45 AM
Place: Saint Agnes Hospital
Wario's state of mind: Bored shitless
Junior's state of mind: Possumboy
W=Wario
PB=Junior (PossumBoy)

w: Is there a booger in ma nose?
pb: NO

w: You sure? Can I borrow your pinky to check?
pb: No! That's disgusting

w: Ok, serious time. What do you think of your blog so far?
pb: It's a good experience for me to see my progress.

w: Can you stop being gay for just a second at least?
pb: You know what? I feel like hitting you

w: So your emo because you feel?
pb: Im an not emo! (said it like a whinny white chick) and why the hell did you just hit me?

w: Dont answer my question with another question!
pb: *silence and lost stare*

w: Ok, serious time again. Whats your best childhood memory?
pb: hmm... When I got my first bike.

w: Did you take the seat off of the bike and sit on the pole?
pb: No you fu#$@ pervert!

w: You sure?
pb: Im positive!!!

w: I dont believe you but lets move on.
pb: I remember I would crash into trash cans alot

w: Is that because your gay?
pb: Is it wrong to kick your ass in a hospital?

w: Stick to the subject possumboy. Answer my question.
pb: What the hell.... Fuck man...

w: Ok lets move on. Tell me about your ex.
pb: The rat?

w: Yes, the rat.
pb: One word. BITCH!

w: Why?
Pb: Her name was Ladonna, she smells bad, she was fat, and she tried to hard to be funny. She was a gold digging slut.

w: Ok tell me about her, give us an example of her bitchiness.
pb: Whenever I did'nt have money she would get pissed.

** Hospital sound over intercom... Music... Sounded like when you lose at a video game, you know whoomp, whoomp, whoomp, whooooommp.

w: Junior did someone just croak?
pb: Dude your fucked up

w: haha Game over for that guy
w: Ok moving on
w: We need jucier info.
pb: Once she told me to shit on her chest. I said no and she was pissed.

**Nurse & Doctor runs to front of hospital doors. "Possible heart attack in front!" Nurse said.
pb: Oo Shipoopi!
w: Lol hahaha.... Dude thats fucked up! Your going straight to hell!

**Nurse rolls in a mentally retarded young guy. He is having a seizure or stroke right next to us!
w: Junior you laugh and your going to hell.
w: Lets continue (pretending at this point hat the kid isnt freaking me out)
w: So you hate that broad huh?
pb: Yeah I hope she gets pregnant and dumped by the guy.

w: Dude thats the gayest thing I ever heard you say! Come on try harder than that.
pb: I hope someone jizzes in her eyes and gives her cateracts!

w: Thast more like it! Your learning!
***Couple min pass***

w: Ok, now your boring me.
pb: No im not. Your just tired.
w: No, your boring me to tears!
pb: No your tired, its 3:15 am thats all it is.

w: zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
zzzzzzzzzzzzStrokezzzzzzzzzzzzz

*** Tall nerd looking kid walks into the guys restroom***

pb: Hey wario, hes waiting for you.
w: No, hes waiting for your mom.
pb: No! shhh.... listen... (possumboy whispers warioooo) see you hear that hes calling for you.

Our friend was release and the interview ended here.

Lesson Learned: Things go alot smoother when you go with the flow!